Ah--the all too familiar questions about matter. Well, you are in for a whopper of a treat! Not only can we, the geniuses here at Slimy Moose Laboratories, answer your probing questions, we can do so using mediums unbeknownst to physicists--simplicity, humor, and entertainment.

This is Tim. Tim the Slimy Moose. He will assist in the presentation of the material. Love him.

You are now at the main page. To begin the "presentation", click the Let's Rock button below. Then, after each section, click the arrows at the bottom of the page to continue to the next section, or return to the previous. If at any time, you wish to skip ahead (or you are the type that just comes to a web page, looks at what you want, and leaves) feel free to use the gray navigation block to the left.

Please Note: We realize that new material such as this is often hard to understand by just reading text. We also realize that it usually helps to have a person explain something such as this to you. Thus, whenever you see this symbol (to the left), click it to have a Slimy Moose Representative clarify the topic. (We highly recommend the viewing of these clips.) The quality of these clips is not the best as they are formatted in streaming Real, which allows for the fastest possible download time.